Season 2026 · The Almanac Entry

2026 Recap

What happened, in the order it mattered. Compiled from the record.

The Banner

Champion of Record

No playoff data available for 2026.

Final Order

Rk	Manager	Record	PF	All-Play	Luck Δ
01	Kyle	1-0	176	100%	0%
02	Mitch	1-0	164	86%	+14%
03	Thomas	1-0	139	57%	+43%
04	Drake	1-0	115	43%	+57%
05	Jordan	0-1	155	71%	-71%
06	Carl	0-1	109	29%	-29%
07	Dite	0-1	106	14%	-14%
08	Cliff	0-1	100	0%	0%

The Box Scores

Biggest blowout

Margin: 76.1 · Week 1

100 got they ass

Closest game

Margin: 9.16 · Week 1

Highest single-week PF

175.8

MVP

Most started points

37.3 pts started across 1 weeks for Carl

The Draft Room

Draft steal

Round 11, pick 4 (84 overall) by Drake · +-95 points over slot expectation

Draft bust

Round 8, pick 2 (58 overall) by Thomas · -309 points under slot expectation

The Coaching Staff

Mitch left 35.0 points on the bench in Week 1. Started for 163.9; optimal would have been 198.9.

Worst snub: benched Isaiah Likely (27.8) at the TE slot in favor of Harold Fannin Jr. (4.1).

The Bottom of the Standings

2026 Last Place

Cliff

0-1 · 0% all-play