Season 2026 · The Almanac Entry

2026 Recap

What happened, in the order it mattered. Compiled from the record.

The Banner

Champion of Record

No playoff data available for 2026.

Final Order

Rk	Manager	Record	PF	All-Play	Luck Δ
01	Kyle	6-1	1,087	84%	+2%
02	Thomas	5-2	866	57%	+14%
03	Dite	4-3	912	53%	+4%
04	Mitch	3-4	827	37%	+6%
05	Carl	3-4	817	41%	+2%
06	Cliff	3-4	815	31%	+12%
07	Jordan	2-5	905	53%	-24%
08	Drake	2-5	844	45%	-16%

The Box Scores

Biggest blowout

Margin: 152.1 · Week 5

100 got they ass

Closest game

Margin: 1.76 · Week 6

Highest single-week PF

189.4

MVP

Most started points

196.2 pts started across 7 weeks for Kyle

The Draft Room

Draft steal

Round 11, pick 4 (84 overall) by Drake · +-95 points over slot expectation

Draft bust

Round 8, pick 2 (58 overall) by Thomas · -309 points under slot expectation

The Coaching Staff

Kyle left 64.3 points on the bench in Week 4. Started for 90.0; optimal would have been 154.3.

Worst snub: benched Alvin Kamara (22.8) at the RB2 slot in favor of D'Andre Swift (7.4).

The Bottom of the Standings

2026 Last Place

Cliff

3-4 · 31% all-play