Owner File · 2017–2026
Jordan
Wormtongue
Patriots fan
Team song: “Beware of the Boys” · Jay-Z & Panjabi MC
“Pats run the division?”
Titles
1
2023
Career All-Play
58%
516-380
Career Actual
60%
77-51
Luck Δ
+3%
actual minus all-play
The Resume
By Season
| Year | Tag | Actual | All-Play | Luck Δ | PF | PA | Lineup Eff. | Draft Score | Trades | Pickups |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | UG | 29% 2-5 | 53% 26-23 | -24% | 905 | 1,006 | 87.9% -125 pts | 0.00 0.0 VoE/G | — | — |
| 2025🥈 | LB | 50% 7-7 | 38% 37-61 | +12% | 2,003 | 2,086 | 89.0% -247 pts | -1.47 -27.0 VoE/G | 1-0 | 1,091 |
| 2024 | UG | 50% 7-7 | 55% 54-44 | -5% | 2,254 | 2,163 | 87.3% -327 pts | +0.17 +0.5 VoE/G | 0-1 | 935 |
| 2023👑 | LG | 71% 10-4 | 70% 69-29 | +1% | 2,232 | 1,868 | 85.3% -385 pts | +1.64 +15.8 VoE/G | 3-5 | 634 |
| 2022 | LG | 79% 11-3 | 64% 63-35 | +14% | 2,152 | 1,834 | 88.0% -292 pts | +0.63 +4.9 VoE/G | 2-2 | 576 |
| 2021 | LG | 64% 9-5 | 57% 56-42 | +7% | 2,046 | 1,989 | 88.8% -259 pts | -0.34 -8.4 VoE/G | 1-3 | 455 |
| 2020 | LG | 62% 8-5 | 52% 47-44 | +10% | 2,027 | 1,977 | 89.7% -232 pts | +1.44 +19.6 VoE/G | 1-3 | 831 |
| 2019 | UG | 54% 7-6 | 58% 53-38 | -4% | 1,938 | 1,930 | 86.4% -305 pts | +0.62 +14.4 VoE/G | 1-1 | 397 |
| 2018 | UG | 50% 6-6 | 51% 43-41 | -1% | 2,155 | 2,135 | 88.0% -263 pts | +0.06 +6.1 VoE/G | 5-10 | 108 |
| 2017🥈 | LG | 77% 10-3 | 75% 68-23 | +2% | 2,349 | 1,970 | — | 0.00 0.0 VoE/G | — | — |
Grudges
Career H2H by Opponent
| Opponent | Record | |
|---|---|---|
| Rob Wormtongue vs The Wallet | 13-3 | Year by year → |
| Mitch Battle of the Bandwagons | 11-8 | Year by year → |
| Dite The Chicken Sandwich Showdown | 10-9 | Year by year → |
| Cliff The Collusion Cup | 8-8 | Year by year → |
| Carl | 12-7 | Year by year → |
| Drake | 11-6 | Year by year → |
| Kyle | 11-10 | Year by year → |
| Thomas | 1-0 | Year by year → |
Highlights & Lowlights