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Drake Oldham · Historian / Best Player · Filed under duress
Word on the street is that kyle has been an absolute trade fiend the last few days. Some are wondering why the undisputed best team in the league is trading but they have a master plan I am sure.
Tom is taking the league by storm. I’m pretty sure that this new guy thinks he’s better than all of us and I don’t like it. He’s got a cakewalk of a matchup this week against the delicate flower of the league (myself)
Jordan’s team is really good and not an underdog but whatever motivates his boys. Hopefully Chase brown and nico can bounce back this week and help him defeat the Sanjays.
Dite has been rather unlucky with his match ups but if the Atlanta offense can replicate its performance we saw live I’m terrified. AI is truly taking this guy to another level.
Mitch is injured. He did get a stud running back in Jeanty but he underperformed this week. Puke is also hurt but mitch just needs to survive until they return.
Carls team is kinda butt. I feel sad looking at it but that might be because I couldn’t get him to trade me Chase for peanuts
Hayden cruelly rejected Drake from the bottom of the league ass club. Super mean but fair. Hopefully his studs such as Omarian Hampton (lol) can keep him out of the poo bowl. He does have Gibby a one man army and beat me so you know wtf do I know.
Drakes team is ass and so is its manager. Literally left winning points on the bench in both his losses. New trade piece got hurt instantly (thanks mitch for the curse) and achane knee exploded on the first dolphin drive. Hopefully the scrapes he grabbed from the waiver wire will save him.