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Drake Oldham · Historian / Best Player · Filed under duress
I don’t think it’s a stretch to say this may be the strongest team we have ever seen. Huge juggernauts at RB and some feisty WR2s that could easily take the step up into top tier territory. Solid individual position players and the undisputed best D kicker, and bench in the league. Only injuries can derail and I’m knocking on as much wood as I can find.
Tom or the team formerly known as the Robards had a great draft also strengthened by string RB picks I am not sure if his QB or TE will work out but the meat and potatoes of this team is really good assuming CD still gets the lions share of targets and the cardinals aren’t compete ass.
Kyle always has his Wiley ways. His RBs are dump except 1 but his WRs are elite. If any of those lottery picks hit he will be a threat. If not, he will just be wasting two stud pass catcher through the playoffs.
Jordan always likes to say he is an underdog and this year he is adding AI slop into the mix. Jordan has told me multiple times “his team is ass” in a strange reverse psychology attempt to get me to compliment it. I won’t do that but I won’t underestimate him either. Putting him right in the meaty part of the rankings. I would summarize all his picks as good but not great. Kenneth walker could be the first RB since Jamal Charles to produce relevant elite RB points for the chiefs but I doubt it.
Carl texted me out of the blue this AM and complemented my team. He said he “thinks it might be the best team in the league” and I applaud his ability to evaluate talent when it’s NOT on his own fantasy team. The tin man always seems to have clever bench lottery picks and a few key studs inWR and RB. However, I don’t think Barkley will be the same this year and Jamar can’t save the entire team himself.
Mitch’s team took a big hit with the Jacob’s news. Not only is he behind the mark with his RB1 but he also shockingly didn’t take advantage of the new keeper rule at all. Gotta get your head in the game mitch, I’ll sell you Lloyd for cheap!
Hayden is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. The man’s team is always pretty good on paper and he has the #1 fantasy player this year sitting menacingly on his starting lineup. However, there is a boldness that’s lacking in the other picks and I am left with a feeling of whelmed that I can quite explain. I do not fear this team and predict it may be in the bottom half of the league, if not the poo bowl this year.
Dite is the man without a plan. The man’s who constantly blames AI for his own bad picks. I do not think the browns RB will be good, nor do I care what the program said was the right picks. Vijay is a stud and if Karen isn’t overwhelmed by back corum I’d love to be proven wrong but I just don’t see this team making it into the upper half of the league in 2026.