The Record Book · 2017–2025 · 9 seasons

Records

Career numbers across nine seasons of head-to-heads, all-play hypotheticals, and points wasted on the bench. Regular season only — playoffs lie. Compiled by the historian.

All-Play Career Crown

Jordan

490-357 · 58% all-play

High-PF, Career

Jordan

19,157 pts in 9 seasons

Most Luck Banked

Jordan

actual − all-play = 4.1%

Worst Lineup Setter

Rob

2,911 pts wasted across 8 seasons

Sharpest Drafter

Jordan

Draft Score +1.02 · 9 drafts

Worst Drafter

Rob

Draft Score -1.82 · 9 drafts

Waiver Wizard

Rob

4.77 started pts/$

FAAB Bust

Carl

2.82 started pts/$

Power Rankings

Rk	Manager	Tenure	All-Play	Actual	Luck Δ	PF	PA
01	Jordan	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	58% 490-357	62% 75-46	+4%	19,157	17,952
02	Mitch	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	55% 466-381	53% 64-57	-2%	18,847	18,644
03	Kyle	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	53% 450-397	51% 62-59	-2%	19,027	18,904
04	Drake	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	52% 444-403	52% 63-58	-0%	18,811	18,729
05	Cliff	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	50% 424-423	48% 58-63	-2%	18,545	18,663
06	Carl	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	47% 399-448	47% 57-64	0%	18,787	18,605
07	Dite	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	46% 387-460	45% 55-66	-0%	17,946	18,501
08	Rob	2017–2025 · 9 seasons	39% 328-519	41% 50-71	+3%	17,834	18,956

All-Time Head-to-Head

Each row is one manager’s career regular-season record against every other. Click any cell for the full year-by-year breakdown.

vs →	Jordan	Mitch	Kyle	Drake	Cliff	Carl	Dite	Rob	Total
Jordan	·	11-7	11-9	11-5	7-8	12-6	10-8	13-3	75-46
Mitch	7-11	·	7-8	7-8	9-9	10-7	13-7	11-7	64-57
Kyle	9-11	8-7	·	9-9	10-8	7-9	8-9	11-6	62-59
Drake	5-11	8-7	9-9	·	11-6	13-5	8-9	9-11	63-58
Cliff	8-7	9-9	8-10	6-11	·	7-12	12-6	8-8	58-63
Carl	6-12	7-10	9-7	5-13	12-7	·	8-7	10-8	57-64
Dite	8-10	7-13	9-8	9-8	6-12	7-8	·	9-7	55-66
Rob	3-13	7-11	6-11	11-9	8-8	8-10	7-9	·	50-71

The Coaching Staff

Career points lost to suboptimal lineups — sitting players who would have outscored your starters. Higher efficiency, fewer points lost = better manager. ESPN doesn’t expose 2017 roster data, so that year is omitted.

Rk	Manager	Lineup Eff.	Pts Lost	Optimal PF	Actual PF	Years
01	Dite	87.9%	2,196	18,093	15,897	8
02	Jordan	87.8%	2,310	18,887	16,577	8
03	Drake	87.2%	2,381	18,656	16,274	8
04	Cliff	87.1%	2,422	18,759	16,337	8
05	Kyle	87.0%	2,491	19,153	16,662	8
06	Carl	86.8%	2,587	19,606	17,019	8
07	Mitch	85.4%	2,875	19,701	16,826	8
08	Rob	84.3%	2,911	18,547	15,635	8

The Draft Room

Draft Score

One number per manager grading their drafts. Draft Score blends two ideas: did your picks beat their slot expectation (VoE/Game), and did your picks beat the other players drafted at their position (PRS)?

How Draft Score works

Rk	Manager	Draft Score	VoE/Game per pick	PRS per pick	Raw pts	Picks	Drafts
01	Jordan	+1.02	+0.18	+0.07	23,251	143	9
02	Mitch	+0.94	+0.20	+0.05	23,815	143	9
03	Dite	+0.79	+0.17	+0.05	22,658	143	9
04	Carl	+0.57	+0.23	+0.01	24,764	143	9
05	Cliff	-0.15	+0.02	-0.02	22,661	143	9
06	Kyle	-0.15	-0.04	-0.01	22,052	143	9
07	Drake	-1.21	-0.30	-0.06	22,044	142	9
08	Rob	-1.82	-0.40	-0.10	22,199	143	9

The Waiver Wire

FAAB Efficiency

Started points earned per FAAB dollar spent. Only waiver bids count — free-agent pickups don’t cost anything so they don’t belong in the denominator. Started-only filters out players who scored from your bench.

Rk	Manager	Started Pts/$	FAAB Spent	Waiver Pts	Pickups
01	Rob	4.77	$556	2,652	278
02	Jordan	4.72	$657	3,101	319
03	Mitch	3.53	$680	2,400	286
04	Kyle	3.52	$681	2,397	358
05	Cliff	3.31	$576	1,907	197
06	Dite	3.23	$651	2,103	275
07	Drake	3.14	$526	1,652	242
08	Carl	2.82	$698	1,968	238

Best Single Claims, All-Time

Player	Manager	Year · Wk	FAAB	Value (pts)
Josh Allen QB	Kyle	2020 · Wk 1	$0	376.8
Joe Burrow QB	Jordan	2024 · Wk 2	$0	292.9
Aaron Rodgers QB	Mitch	2020 · Wk 2	FA	248.8
Joe Burrow QB	Rob	2022 · Wk 4	$9	248.8
Puka Nacua WR	Cliff	2023 · Wk 2	$35	232.4

The Bottom of the Standings

Last-Place Finishers, by Year

The Poo Bowl Ledger. A deadpan historical record. Punishments are as listed.

Show Poo Bowl Ledger

Year	Finisher	Punishment
2018	Caden	Letter to Jerry Sandusky
2019	Caden	Drag photo, Old Chicago Pizza
2020	Hayden	Taint waxed by Beth
2021	Drake	18 pancakes at Denny's
2022	Kyle	OnlyFans / FaceTime livestream
2023	Rob	Stinky fish
2024	Kyle	Shasta Shootout (raw hot dogs + 2L Shasta + 400m)
2025	Rob	Three karaoke songs (league's choice)

The Phantom Opponent

vs 100

Each week, every manager also plays 100. Beat 100, you win the side game; lose to 100, the league hears about it. Regular season only.

Rk	Manager	vs 100	Win %	Longest W	Longest L	Active	Worst Wk
01	Jordan	113-8	93%	36	2	W3	64.6 · W12 2019
02	Drake	111-10	92%	36	1	W18	86.2 · W1 2024
03	Kyle	107-14	88%	35	3	W1	6.1 · W14 2022
04	Cliff	107-14	88%	33	1	W11	77.9 · W1 2017
05	Carl	106-15	88%	23	4	W12	58.0 · W3 2017
06	Mitch	105-16	87%	33	2	W6	69.4 · W8 2025
07	Dite	95-26	79%	18	3	W17	62.6 · W5 2023
08	Rob	93-28	77%	12	3	W1	66.3 · W9 2021

By the smallest margins

Closest Losses to 100

The most painful regular-season weeks the league has ever logged. Sorted by how short they fell.

Manager	When	PF	Short by
Dite	Week 10 · 2017	99.94	−0.06
Rob	Week 6 · 2022	99.92	−0.08
Drake	Week 5 · 2023	99.64	−0.36
Mitch	Week 2 · 2023	99.58	−0.42
Carl	Week 10 · 2024	99.58	−0.42

The Streak Book

Streaks →

Win, loss, and 100-point runs back to 2017. Streaks span seasons.

Volatility

Consistency →

Coefficient of variation, week-to-week. Mr. Reliable vs heart-attack inducer.

Active

The Obliterators Curse

Since September 27, 2021, no manager who has declared they will obliterate another’s ass has won that matchup. Curse status: held by Kyle.

Records

Career All-Play

All-Time Head-to-Head

Lineup Efficiency

Draft Score

FAAB Efficiency

Last-Place Finishers, by Year

vs 100

The Obliterators Curse