Records
Career numbers across 10 seasons of head-to-heads, all-play hypotheticals, and points wasted on the bench. Regular season only — playoffs lie. Compiled by the historian.
Every Record
- Power RankingsCareer All-Play
What every manager's record would look like if the schedule had been a full round-robin every week, every year.
Record holderJordan495-359 · 58% all-play - The Coaching StaffLineup Efficiency
Career points lost to suboptimal lineups — sitting players who would have outscored your starters. Higher efficiency, fewer points lost = better manager. ESPN doesn't expose 2017 roster data, so that year is omitted.
Record holderRob2,911 pts wasted on the bench - The Draft RoomDraft Score
One number per manager grading their drafts. Draft Score blends two ideas: did your picks beat their slot expectation (VoE/Game), and did your picks beat the other players drafted at their position (PRS)?
Record holderJordanDraft Score +1.02 - The Waiver WireFAAB Efficiency
Started points earned per FAAB dollar spent. Only waiver bids count — free-agent pickups don't cost anything so they don't belong in the denominator. Started-only filters out players who scored from your bench.
Record holderRob4.77 started pts/$ - VolatilityConsistency
Coefficient of variation, week-to-week. Lower = more reliable scorer; higher = more entertaining loss. Regular season only.
Record holderThomasCV 0.0%
- The RobbedHard-Luck Rating
Average points scored in a loss. The higher the number, the more you brought real points and lost anyway. The lower, the more your losses were earned. Every game on record, regular season and playoffs.
Record holderJordan122.3 pts per loss - Tough LuckHeartbreak Index
Losses while scoring 120 or more — the games you played great and lost anyway. Counts every game on record, with each manager's single worst beat alongside.
Record holderMitch31 losses at 120+ - The DrawStrength of Schedule
The average score a manager's opponents hung on them. Everyone plays the same league — the only thing that varies is who you drew each week. Regular season only.
Record holderCliff127.7 avg opponent score - The Phantom Opponentvs 100
Each week, every manager also plays 100. Beat 100, you win the side game; lose to 100, the league hears about it. Regular season only.
Record holderThomas100% vs the phantom - The Streak BookStreaks
Win streaks, losing streaks, 100-point streaks. Walked chronologically across every regular-season week back to 2017. Streaks span seasons.
Record holderKyle9-game win streak
- The Bottom of the StandingsLast-Place Finishers, by Year
The Poo Bowl Ledger. A deadpan historical record. Punishments are as listed.
Record holderRobLast place, 2025 - The Pitts GameThe Luckiest Start in League History
Jordan started Kyle Pitts in the 2025 quarterfinals because he had no other tight end on his roster. Pitts dropped 45.6 points — the highest fantasy TE playoff score ever recorded — and won the game by 1.98. The case for why this is the single luckiest start the league has ever seen.
Record holderJordan45.6 pts
Since September 27, 2021, no manager who has declared they will obliterate another’s ass has won that matchup. Curse status: held by Kyle.
All-Time Head-to-Head
Each row is one manager’s career regular-season record against every other. Click any cell for the full year-by-year breakdown.
| vs → | Jordan | Thomas | Mitch | Kyle | Drake | Cliff | Carl | Dite | Rob | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jordan | · | — | 11-8 | 11-9 | 11-5 | 7-8 | 12-6 | 10-8 | 13-3 | 75-47 |
| Thomas | — | · | — | — | — | — | 1-0 | — | — | 1-0 |
| Mitch | 8-11 | — | · | 7-8 | 7-8 | 9-9 | 10-7 | 13-7 | 11-7 | 65-57 |
| Kyle | 9-11 | — | 8-7 | · | 9-9 | 11-8 | 7-9 | 8-9 | 11-6 | 63-59 |
| Drake | 5-11 | — | 8-7 | 9-9 | · | 11-6 | 13-5 | 9-9 | 9-11 | 64-58 |
| Cliff | 8-7 | — | 9-9 | 8-11 | 6-11 | · | 7-12 | 12-6 | 8-8 | 58-64 |
| Carl | 6-12 | 0-1 | 7-10 | 9-7 | 5-13 | 12-7 | · | 8-7 | 10-8 | 57-65 |
| Dite | 8-10 | — | 7-13 | 9-8 | 9-9 | 6-12 | 7-8 | · | 9-7 | 55-67 |
| Rob | 3-13 | — | 7-11 | 6-11 | 11-9 | 8-8 | 8-10 | 7-9 | · | 50-71 |