Records
Career numbers across nine seasons of head-to-heads, all-play hypotheticals, and points wasted on the bench. Regular season only — playoffs lie. Compiled by the historian.
Every Record
- Power RankingsCareer All-Play
What every manager's record would look like if the schedule had been a full round-robin every week, every year.
- The Coaching StaffLineup Efficiency
Career points lost to suboptimal lineups — sitting players who would have outscored your starters. Higher efficiency, fewer points lost = better manager. ESPN doesn't expose 2017 roster data, so that year is omitted.
- The Draft RoomDraft Score
One number per manager grading their drafts. Draft Score blends two ideas: did your picks beat their slot expectation (VoE/Game), and did your picks beat the other players drafted at their position (PRS)?
- The Waiver WireFAAB Efficiency
Started points earned per FAAB dollar spent. Only waiver bids count — free-agent pickups don't cost anything so they don't belong in the denominator. Started-only filters out players who scored from your bench.
- The Bottom of the StandingsLast-Place Finishers, by Year
The Poo Bowl Ledger. A deadpan historical record. Punishments are as listed.
- ActiveThe Obliterators Curse
An ongoing curse on overconfident matchup talkers. Active since 2021.
- The Phantom Opponentvs 100
Each week, every manager also plays 100. Beat 100, you win the side game; lose to 100, the league hears about it. Regular season only.
- The Streak BookStreaks
Win streaks, losing streaks, 100-point streaks. Walked chronologically across every regular-season week back to 2017. Streaks span seasons.
- VolatilityConsistency
Coefficient of variation, week-to-week. Lower = more reliable scorer; higher = more entertaining loss. Regular season only.
- The RobbedHard-Luck Rating
Average points scored in a loss. The higher the number, the more you brought real points and lost anyway. The lower, the more your losses were earned. Every game on record, regular season and playoffs.
- Tough LuckHeartbreak Index
Losses while scoring 120 or more — the games you played great and lost anyway. Counts every game on record, with each manager's single worst beat alongside.
- The DrawStrength of Schedule
The average score a manager's opponents hung on them. Everyone plays the same league — the only thing that varies is who you drew each week. Regular season only.
- The Pitts GameThe Luckiest Start in League History
Jordan started Kyle Pitts in the 2025 quarterfinals because he had no other tight end on his roster. Pitts dropped 45.6 points — the highest fantasy TE playoff score ever recorded — and won the game by 1.98. The case for why this is the single luckiest start the league has ever seen.
All-Time Head-to-Head
Each row is one manager’s career regular-season record against every other. Click any cell for the full year-by-year breakdown.